CARIN SMEATON

 

How the world’s gone 2 he11 since Oprah retired

 

U was always there 

(making peace 0ƒ us ratbags) 

0prah  

just when we thought it could ne√r b done  

go∂ ∂a∑  

U gone done did it ye 

 

we remember ∂em mamas with the scorpions pinned 2 their hearts  

 

we saw with our very own eyes mean lean queen machine Oprah 

gathering the mo†hers of the date tree together  

 

sum dum dums might simply call it a book club 

(but Hell whatever)  

 

Oprah  

 

u did it with ∂a warmth n confidence oƒ a high priestess flying a raptor thru the most  

ancient of clouds while the big Go∂s questioned ur sanity 

 

& loyalty  

 

∂i∂ ∂a ancient pimps oƒ occupied land kno u waz the only worthwhile peep show in  

town mama?  

 

oƒcourse  

we chanted  

 

Oprah  

Oprah  

Oprah  

 

WINFREY 

 

 we totally hooted our lil hearts out 4 u Oprah on & on a sofa working out  

 

the damaged goods  

∂a butt pains  

in real time in real terms live streaming hurt n fury  

 

if anybody knew  

u knew 

∑a∑a  

 

that the most signiƒicant thing to ∂o with ur liƒe was †o ∂ie*  

 

that the only good thing about war is we can change it 2 peace within minutes* 

 

 (if we chose to)  

 

Revela†ion comes when we least expect it  

lyk while in the thick of dying  

or in ∂a midst of a grieving mother’s orgasm  

with her heart (locktt in) beating  

yearning pleading! take me!take me!take me 0  

god!  

 

someplace else?  

 

(only jus† bring back my child)  

 

in the end it was clear dear Oprah  

that ∂em mamas would all leave ur sofa as friends ye  

 

it was our vain hope & ur gift 2 us all 

 

 *the Egyptians *Anne Frank 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Carin Smeaton lives in Tāmaki Makaurau with whānau. Her fourth collection, Age of Orpah, will be published in March 2026, thanks to family friends and a supportive library and lit community! Orpah is the third collection in a trilogy of polemic protest poetry that includes Hibiscus Tart (2024) and Death Goddess Guide to Self Love (2025). Titus from South Auckland publishes all her books, please support Titus!! https://titus.co.nz/